Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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