imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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