You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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