Sry I called you an 8
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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