i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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