mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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