Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
