i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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