quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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