Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
