I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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