This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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