So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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