yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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