Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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