careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
