oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
wow bdsm is so cute
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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