i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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