were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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