More tranny stories later!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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