i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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