we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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