hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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