he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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