dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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