I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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