I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
