The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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