"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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