Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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