wat bout pragnant strippers??
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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