my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Boobs speak an international language.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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