Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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