yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I will pee on everything he values.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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