haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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