I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
