Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We’re leaving where are you
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