bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
