Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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