Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
