your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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