I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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