I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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