Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
nutella sex= disaster
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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