No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
we made out on top of his cat.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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