Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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