When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
