If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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