You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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