i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
